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Drowning in a Sea of Retarded Sexuality.SINNERS REPENT!
Oh, wait that is the wrong thing, that is what I tell those door to door religion sellers.
Welcome to my site, it's not much but it's home. This is my omtenth million website that I have started and either never finished or just throw away, maybe this time I'll keep it up.
Crazyology
Crazyology Blog
Welcome True Believers!
The origins of this pseudo religion started with the Dawn of man. It lay dormant popping it's head up now and again. It hid itself so well in plain sight that it went unnoticed for millennia. One day about 2 years ago Brother Brandonius and Brother Mackel started to notice the subtle nuances of Crazyology coming from their boss, The Grand Piddle. As time went on these nuances started to manifest more and more, they started the collection of the 10 Rules followed by the learning of the Hierarcy of Crazyology
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The 10 Rules of Crazyology
1. You do not talk about Crazyology.
2. You do not talk about Crazyology!
3. Pharisees eat fried chicken wings, but aardvarks do the tango at midnight
4. HEY MOO MOO YEAH!
6. Where's Kevin?
5. (Exactly)*
7. You can’t ask where Kevin is.
8. What?
9. Huh?
9.5. I gottah poop!
10. The last rule of crazyology
11. You do not write down the rules for crazyology
12. No Way
13. It can for the Money
14. Let’s Do it
15. Some people like their cucumbers pickled.
16. You can eat jam tomorrow, you can eat jam yesterday but you can’t eat jam today
17. Jam On
* - This is the response you give if someone asks you about the 5th rule of Crazyology
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Hierarcy
The Grand Piddle, the Middle Piddle and Mini Piddle
Mackel, The Archpiddle of Reason
Kevin, the Archpiddle of Truth
John, the Archpiddle of Techs
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